I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
Many thanks to Old-chatterhand for help translating the German, and to my Tumblrless BFF to inspiring this. :D
I will admit
I naturally assumed that he was speaking German here and that’s why everyone understood him
I kind of wish he had spoken actual german now
I AM SO EXCITED THAT I CAN NO LONGER HANDLE MY EMOTIONS.
I assume it’s some kind of Natalie Portman reference, but tbh every time I see this I imagine the conversation going like this:
THOR: whyest thy long face, steve rogers?
STEVE: i traveled through time and missed my date with my girlfriend and now she’s dead and i’m sad.
THOR: did you see black swan though
THOR: twas a cinematic masterpiece
^^Reblogging for this
who missed me defacing their favourite superheroes, huh? HUH?