barackfuckingobama:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” 

gilli-chan:

do-you-have-a-flag:

sairobee:

Many thanks to Old-chatterhand for help translating the German, and to my Tumblrless BFF to inspiring this. :D

I will admit

I naturally assumed that he was speaking German here and that’s why everyone understood him

I kind of wish he had spoken actual german now

xDDDD

askthemightyavengers:

jesic:

Black Widow, by agathexu

orangeyouellis:

I AM SO EXCITED THAT I CAN NO LONGER HANDLE MY EMOTIONS.

alltheladiesyouhate:

mrhipp:

BETWEEN ASSEMBLIES

#why black swan tho

I assume it’s some kind of Natalie Portman reference, but tbh every time I see this I imagine the conversation going like this:

THOR: whyest thy long face, steve rogers?

STEVE: i traveled through time and missed my date with my girlfriend and now she’s dead and i’m sad.

THOR:

THOR:

THOR:

THOR: did you see black swan though

THOR: twas a cinematic masterpiece

^^Reblogging for this

nogutsnoglory:

who missed me defacing their favourite superheroes, huh? HUH?

morethnus:

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