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Follow Awesomephilia for some awesomeness on your dash.

I shot a pot head because I’m a pimp
I APPROVE 

I smoke with my boyfriend because I’m sexy like that.

:| oh okay?

I ate my lover because I have a noodle in my nose.

i shot my lover because i love marijuana

i shanked a hippie (omg) because i love mary jane

bitch didn’t give me my mj

I stabbed a golf ball because I’m sexy like that.

Uh………………………..

I slept with the trojan man because I’m sexy like that.

sxy n u no it

^

I stabbed a porn star because I’m sexy like that

shwagger

“I shot the cookie monster because Im a pimp” 

NO ME NO

I slept with a dog because I love marijuana ):


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    I shot my lover because I’m gay.
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    I stabbed my lover because I love marijuana. HAHAHAHHAAA!!
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    I cuddled with my love because I’m good in bed 😏
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    I ran shirtless with a mop because I’m ssexy like that
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    I shanked a mop because hoes kept stealing my tacos.Can’t get fairer than that.
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    i ran shirtless with your mom because i’m sexy like that
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