rose-et-vert:

shikariconstellations:

lick-my-lamppost:

thesaradactyl:

maotoast:

peassss:

psychoshy:

zimie-stef:

sparklybishi:

datcracker:

awesomephilia:

Follow Awesomephilia for some awesomeness on your dash.

I shot a pot head because I’m a pimpI APPROVE 

I smoke with my boyfriend because I’m sexy like that.
:| oh okay?

I ate my lover because I have a noodle in my nose.

i shot my lover because i love marijuana

i shanked a hippie (omg) because i love mary jane
bitch didn’t give me my mj

I stabbed a golf ball because I’m sexy like that.
Uh………………………..

I slept with the trojan man because I’m sexy like that.
sxy n u no it

^

I stabbed a porn star because I’m sexy like that
shwagger

“I shot the cookie monster because Im a pimp” 
NO ME NO

I slept with a dog because I love marijuana ):

rose-et-vert:

shikariconstellations:

lick-my-lamppost:

thesaradactyl:

maotoast:

peassss:

psychoshy:

zimie-stef:

sparklybishi:

datcracker:

awesomephilia:

Follow Awesomephilia for some awesomeness on your dash.

I shot a pot head because I’m a pimp
I APPROVE 

I smoke with my boyfriend because I’m sexy like that.

:| oh okay?

I ate my lover because I have a noodle in my nose.

i shot my lover because i love marijuana

i shanked a hippie (omg) because i love mary jane

bitch didn’t give me my mj

I stabbed a golf ball because I’m sexy like that.

Uh………………………..

I slept with the trojan man because I’m sexy like that.

sxy n u no it

^

I stabbed a porn star because I’m sexy like that

shwagger

“I shot the cookie monster because Im a pimp” 

NO ME NO

I slept with a dog because I love marijuana ):

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  • December 1, 2011
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      I cuddled with a drink cause I have AMAZING boobs. So does this mean I’m Roxy or….
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      i shanked a glass of milk because im gay. i know whats up.
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      I ran naked with a horse because hoes keep stealing my tacos :p
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      I stabbed a horse because I’m sexy like that… 😳🔪🐴
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      I shot a bag of weed because I love marijuana.
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      I beat homer because I’m sexy like that
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      I shot a toothbrush because im sexy like that!
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      I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because I love marijuana. lol.
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      i slept with a homeless person because i’m a pimp I beat my lover because I’m a pimp.
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      I stabbed a dog because I love marijuana
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      I shot my lover because I’m gay.
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