I shot a pot head because I’m a pimp
I smoke with my boyfriend because I’m sexy like that.
:| oh okay?
I ate my lover because I have a noodle in my nose.
i shot my lover because i love marijuana
i shanked a hippie (omg) because i love mary jane
bitch didn’t give me my mj
I stabbed a golf ball because I’m sexy like that.
I slept with the trojan man because I’m sexy like that.
sxy n u no it
I stabbed a porn star because I’m sexy like that
“I shot the cookie monster because Im a pimp”
NO ME NO
I slept with a dog because I love marijuana ):